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Transcribed by: asf0@comcast.net  Alice Franceschini
Date:  December 3, 2019
Album: Hits Alive
Written by:  Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, Kelley Lovelace
Note:  Keep this in a monospace font, like courier, than the 
chords and lyrics will be correctly aligned.
 

ONLINE - Brad Paisley


G       F           C
I work down at the pizza pit
 G              F        C
And I drive an old Hyun-dai
G        D           Em       C
I still live with my mom and dad
     Em                        D
I'm five foot three and over weight


       G        F       C
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
G              F      C
Never been to second base
      G         D     Em      C
But there's a whole nother me you need to see
D                 G
go check out my-space


      C  G   D                     G
Cause On-on-line I'm out in Holly-wood
    C      G         D        G
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
    C        G             D             Em
I drive a Mazeratti I'm a black belt in karate
        C                    D
and I love a good glass of wine
     C         G   D          G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
   C              G           D       G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
           C          G         D            Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C                           D
Chat with two women at one time
    G         F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G         F         C
So much cooler on-line


G       F     C
I get home I kiss my mom
         G    F     C
And she fixes me a snack
       G    D           Em       C
And I head down to my basement bedroom
     D          G
And fire up my Mac

     G    F       C
In real life the only time I've
G          F      C
Ever even been to LA
           G        D               Em      C
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
         C           D      G
to play tuba in the rose parade


    C  G   D               G
But On-on-line I live in Malibu
   C               G           D      G
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
C                   G          D            Em
I'm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
C                         D
Abs that would blow your mind
     C         G   D          G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
   C              G           D       G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
           C          G         D            Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C                           D
Chat with two women at one time
    G         F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G         F         C
So much cooler on-line



      D                          G
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
C            D         G
Let alone a real girl-friend
       D                        G
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
C                D   C  G
Every time I log in-in-innnnn

LEAD


      C  G   D                     G
Cause On-on-line I'm out in Holly-wood
    C      G     D            G
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
       C              G         D            Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C                            D
Chat with two women at one time
G                   F   C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G               F   C
So much cooler on-line

G              F        C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G         F       C
Yea I'm cooler on-line
G             F         C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G         F        C
Yea I'm cooler online-ine-ine


G         F        C      G          F         C  
Hey I'm cooler on-line  (Yeah he's cooler on-line)
G          F         C
Yeah I'll see ya on-line

G         F       C       G        F     C
Hey I'm cooler online   (Online - Yea-ea-ea)







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