#------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #---------------------------------------------------------------------# TABBY CAT MUSIC ARCHIVES ******************************************************************************** Transcribed by: asf0@comcast.net Alice Franceschini Date: July 14, 1997 Subject: Harper Valley P.T.A. by Jeannie C. Riley Album: Harper Valley PTA Written by: Tom T. Hall HARPER VALLEY PTA Jeannie C. Riley D7 I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife G7 Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High D7 Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play G7 A7 D7 She said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A. D7 The note said Misses Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high G7 It's reported you've been drinking and a runnin' round with men and going wild D7 And we don't believe you ought to be a bringing up your little girl this way G7 A7 D7 It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A. D7 Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon G7 They were sure surprised when Misses Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room D7 And as she walked up to the blackboard I still recall the words she had to say G7 A7 D7 She said, I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A. Eb7 Well there's Bobby Taylor, sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date Ab7 Misses Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away Eb7 And Mister Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town Ab7 Bb7 And shouldn't Widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled Eb7 completely down? Eb7 Well Mister Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed to long at Kelly's Bar again Ab7 And if you smell Shirley Tompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin Eb7 Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit Ab7 Bb7 Eb7 Well this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites. Eb7 No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did , it happend just this way Ab7 Bb7 Eb7 The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.t.A. Ab7 Bb7 Eb7 The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. Eb7 ||0||| ||||0| |||0|0 |||||| Ab7 ||000| |||||0 |||||| |||||| Bb7 |||||| |||||| ||000| |||||0 ||||||