#------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #---------------------------------------------------------------------# TABBY CAT MUSIC ARCHIVES ******************************************************************************** Transcribed by: asf0@comcast.net Alice Franceschini Date: June 2, 2019 Album: Playlist: The Very Best of Brad Paisley Written by: Gerry House and Brad Paisley Note:Note: n.c. means play no chord C/B means while playing the C chord, move the finger on the 5th string/3rd fret down a fret to a B. (That finger is already on a C note) ODE DE TOILET (THE TOILET SONG) - Brad Paisley INTRO 1.)the run up ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------2---0---------------- ------2----------------------- ----3------------------------- --3--------------------------- 2.)chords C G C 3.)the run down (2s3 means to slide from 2 to 3) ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --2-3-2------------------ ---------5-2s3----------- ------------------------- n.c. Dm G7 C C/B Am She says not to buy her flowers Or big expensive gifts Dm G7 C C7 She says she don't want jewelry And she doesn't need another dress F C C/B Am If I want to show her how much I adore her The best way that I've found Dm G7 C 3.)the run down Is to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down n.c. Dm G7 C C/B Am We've been to counseling To try and see the ways we could improve Dm G7 C C7 This thing between us And different ways to show each other, "I love you" -------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -------------------------- -----0-1-0---------------- ---3--------3-0-1--------- F C C/B Am Forget about those getaway vacations To romantic coastal towns Dm G7 C C7 If you want to say, "I love you" Then put that toilet seat down F C 'Cause in the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark G C C7 And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part F C C/G Am She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found Dm G7 C So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down lead Am F I know it's kind of funny You can teach a little puppy C G C Am But it's very hard to train a grown man When I'm all about my business F D G And the path of least resistance She's the one that suffers in the end F C In the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark G C C7 And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part F C C/G Am She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found C G F Fm C So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down down, down