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TABBY CAT MUSIC ARCHIVES 

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Transcribed by: asf0@comcast.net  Alice Franceschini
Date: June 2, 2019 
Album: Playlist: The Very Best of Brad Paisley
Written by:  Gerry House and Brad Paisley
Note:Note: n.c. means play no chord
C/B means while playing the C chord, move the finger on the 5th string/3rd fret down a fret to a B.
(That finger is already on a C note)


ODE DE TOILET (THE TOILET SONG) - Brad Paisley


INTRO
1.)the run up
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2.)chords
C   G     C

3.)the run down    (2s3 means to slide from 2 to 3)
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n.c.                      Dm     G7                     C     C/B   Am
She says not to buy her flowers      Or big expensive gifts
                          Dm     G7                                C     C7
She says she don't want jewelry     And she doesn't need another dress
      F                                                              C   C/B  Am
If I want to show her how much I adore her  The best way that I've found
                            Dm     G7                            C   3.)the run down
Is to make sure when I'm finished       I put that toilet seat down


n.c.             Dm          G7                               C     C/B   Am
We've been to counseling  To try and see the ways we could improve
             Dm                G7                                 C         C7
This thing between us  And different ways to show each other, "I love you"

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    F                                                       C    C/B   Am
Forget about those getaway vacations   To romantic coastal towns
                        Dm         G7                              C   C7 
If you want to say, "I love you"        Then put that toilet seat down


                              F                        C
'Cause in the middle of the night  It's cold and it's dark
                            G                              C     C7
And when I hear my name in vain  I know I haven't done my part
                       F                                       C    C/G Am
She just wants me to support her  And the best way that I've found
                               Dm         G7                           C   
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch      I put that toilet seat down


lead

   Am                                F
I know it's kind of funny  You can teach a little puppy
          C             G            C           Am
But it's very hard to train a grown man When I'm all about my business
         F                         D                                 G
And the path of least resistance  She's the one that suffers in the end

                       F                        C
In the middle of the night  It's cold and it's dark
                            G                              C    C7
And when I hear my name in vain  I know I haven't done my part
                       F                                      C     C/G Am
She just wants me to support her  And the best way that I've found
           C                             G                          F      Fm    C
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch    I put that toilet seat down    down, down