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TABBY CAT MUSIC ARCHIVES
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Transcribed by: asf0@comcast.net Alice Franceschini
Date: June 2, 2019
Album: Playlist: The Very Best of Brad Paisley
Written by: Gerry House and Brad Paisley
Note:Note: n.c. means play no chord
C/B means while playing the C chord, move the finger on the 5th string/3rd fret down a fret to a B.
(That finger is already on a C note)
ODE DE TOILET (THE TOILET SONG) - Brad Paisley
INTRO
1.)the run up
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2.)chords
C G C
3.)the run down (2s3 means to slide from 2 to 3)
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n.c. Dm G7 C C/B Am
She says not to buy her flowers Or big expensive gifts
Dm G7 C C7
She says she don't want jewelry And she doesn't need another dress
F C C/B Am
If I want to show her how much I adore her The best way that I've found
Dm G7 C 3.)the run down
Is to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down
n.c. Dm G7 C C/B Am
We've been to counseling To try and see the ways we could improve
Dm G7 C C7
This thing between us And different ways to show each other, "I love you"
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F C C/B Am
Forget about those getaway vacations To romantic coastal towns
Dm G7 C C7
If you want to say, "I love you" Then put that toilet seat down
F C
'Cause in the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark
G C C7
And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part
F C C/G Am
She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found
Dm G7 C
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down
lead
Am F
I know it's kind of funny You can teach a little puppy
C G C Am
But it's very hard to train a grown man When I'm all about my business
F D G
And the path of least resistance She's the one that suffers in the end
F C
In the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark
G C C7
And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part
F C C/G Am
She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found
C G F Fm C
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down down, down