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TABBY CAT MUSIC ARCHIVES
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Transcribed by: asf0@comcast.net Alice Franceschini
Date: December 3, 2019
Album: Hits Alive
Written by: Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, Kelley Lovelace
Note: Keep this in a monospace font, like courier, than the
chords and lyrics will be correctly aligned.
ONLINE - Brad Paisley
G F C
I work down at the pizza pit
G F C
And I drive an old Hyun-dai
G D Em C
I still live with my mom and dad
Em D
I'm five foot three and over weight
G F C
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
G F C
Never been to second base
G D Em C
But there's a whole nother me you need to see
D G
go check out my-space
C G D G
Cause On-on-line I'm out in Holly-wood
C G D G
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
C G D Em
I drive a Mazeratti I'm a black belt in karate
C D
and I love a good glass of wine
C G D G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C G D G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G F C
So much cooler on-line
G F C
I get home I kiss my mom
G F C
And she fixes me a snack
G D Em C
And I head down to my basement bedroom
D G
And fire up my Mac
G F C
In real life the only time I've
G F C
Ever even been to LA
G D Em C
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
C D G
to play tuba in the rose parade
C G D G
But On-on-line I live in Malibu
C G D G
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
C G D Em
I'm single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
C D
Abs that would blow your mind
C G D G
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
C G D G
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G F C
So much cooler on-line
D G
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
C D G
Let alone a real girl-friend
D G
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
C D C G
Every time I log in-in-innnnn
LEAD
C G D G
Cause On-on-line I'm out in Holly-wood
C G D G
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
C G D Em
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
C D
Chat with two women at one time
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line.
G F C
So much cooler on-line
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G F C
Yea I'm cooler on-line
G F C
I'm so much cooler on-line
G F C
Yea I'm cooler online-ine-ine
G F C G F C
Hey I'm cooler on-line (Yeah he's cooler on-line)
G F C
Yeah I'll see ya on-line
G F C G F C
Hey I'm cooler online (Online - Yea-ea-ea)
